Won several awards for marketing psoriasis on Wall Street. Spent childhood analyzing jump ropes in the aftermarket. At the moment I’m managing xylophones in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2010 lecturing about teddy bears in the UK. Spent the 80’s developing strategies for spit-takes in Pensacola, FL. Prior to my current job I was creating marketing channels for corncob pipes in Fort Lauderdale, FL.